the body is a slave to our impulses

i had 3 missed calls just now from an unknown number

when i called back i realised it was one of my many uncles

uncle: what took you so long to call back?

me: i was cooking noodles

uncle: why are you still eating when you're so fat?

very naise.

after my first meal of instant noodles at 3pm

i'm having 2 barcook breads now.

RIGHT BACK AT YA!

thankews eug for the delivery!

heeee ;D

i really like the one with chocolate bits & nuts.