you kno, we can read your poker face

Long long ago, there was this guy, A, who used to like me.

Today, upon learning this, someone said:
"WHAT????????? WHY??????"
(all in a very appalled/stupefied tone)

Fucker.
I am what?

One-eyed?
Hideous?
Bald?

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
in the very first place?

URGH.
shouldn't even be bothered
but i just wanna spell it out :)